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GUIDE ON HOW TO GET A DATE FOR VALENTINE! (EXCLUSIVE!)
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| The_Hero406 | Date: Friday, 13 Feb 2009, 11:57 PM | Message # 1 |
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| I hope this guide will help you getting a date for the Valentine's day. 1. Log our from RS and get up from your chair
2. Equip your awesomest gear and teleport to center of your city/town
3. Look for the girl with lowest conscience and biggest breasts
4. Now there will probably be lots of lvl 120s running around her with redemption on
5. Shout out "My level in Lovemaking is: 99." and they will all turn on smite and run towards you
6. Say quietly to yourself "It's a nice day to die" and run towards them
7. When they start whipping you just make some horny noicse and they'll think you're gay and run away
8. Now run to the girl and tell her that you have 4 piles of max cash in bank and that you're in Soz_Owned's clan
9. Now look deep into her eyes and whisper softly "I can down noobs in 1 hit"
10. Now grab her hand and use cast Group Teleport to Fishing Guild and you can make sweet love on top of all the fish there No, seriously... This is how it's done: 1. Get out of your bed and go to your dresser
2. Take out the outfit you feel comfortable in and the chicks likes best
3. Go beg your mother for some money and tell her that you'll wipe her sorry ass with sandpaper if she doesn't give it to you
4. Head down to the centre of your town/city/jungle/whatever you live in and go look for chicks
5. When you find one with a nice ass and a cute smile you stalk her until she goes into somewhere to buy food
6. Now sit down beside her (if she's with friends there's just a better chance of having a threesome or something like that) and buy the girl(s) a couple of drinks
7. Now jsut start buying heavier and heavier stuff for her/them, just to get her/them drunk
8. Offer her/them to help her/them get home and follow all the way
9. Now if your moment! Pull up your t-shirt and show her/them your 6-pack, if you don't have a natural 6-pack like me you can jsut equip a fighter torso under your shirt
10. She/they will throw themselves over you and open your belt, and there you got it! Enjoy! 
You have now achieved someone that will date you next Valentine's day, jsut keep her drunk for a year. I really hope this will work for the most of you. (Please don't sue me if she's lesbian or something, I couldn't know)
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| Kaiser | Date: Saturday, 14 Feb 2009, 0:48 AM | Message # 2 |
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| hawt, u actually made a REAL version this time. 
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| The_Hero406 | Date: Saturday, 14 Feb 2009, 2:55 PM | Message # 3 |
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| Wtf... I must have been high when I made this 
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| Wolkje_X | Date: Saturday, 14 Feb 2009, 3:07 PM | Message # 4 |
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| Quote (The_Hero406) if you don't have a natural 6-pack like me you can jsut equip a fighter torso under your shirt Haha  I should try that
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| Soz_Owned | Date: Saturday, 14 Feb 2009, 3:16 PM | Message # 5 |
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| I never read this shit
Just so u know
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| The_Hero406 | Date: Saturday, 14 Feb 2009, 9:55 PM | Message # 6 |
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| Quote (Soz_Owned) I never read this shit You don't need to. You just go to a hot chick and say "Hi, I'm Kids Ranqe" and she'll be all over you.
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| Kaiser | Date: Saturday, 14 Feb 2009, 11:40 PM | Message # 7 |
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| Quote (The_Hero406) You don't need to. You just go to a hot chick and say "Hi, I'm Kids Ranqe" and she'll be all over you.
will that work if i say "hi im pk kaiser pk"? 
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| Soz_Owned | Date: Sunday, 15 Feb 2009, 2:48 AM | Message # 8 |
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| Quote (Kaiser) will that work if i say "hi im pk kaiser pk"? Say that ur in SN 
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| Numbers | Date: Sunday, 15 Feb 2009, 2:47 PM | Message # 9 |
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| thanks im so happy now , i got 36 valentines!
Margus
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| Interis | Date: Sunday, 15 Feb 2009, 4:40 PM | Message # 10 |
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| Will that work if i'll say "I made all the promo vids for SN"?
Even if not, idc. I got my valentine u sad loosers ahahahaha
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| Wolkje_X | Date: Sunday, 15 Feb 2009, 11:21 PM | Message # 11 |
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| Quote (The_Hero406) You don't need to. You just go to a hot chick and say "Hi, I'm Kids Ranqe" and she'll be all over you. LMFAO
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| Dragon_Scu11 | Date: Friday, 20 Feb 2009, 0:22 AM | Message # 12 |
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| AGEN THE GIRL WAS IN SWEDS CLAN 
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| The_Hero406 | Date: Friday, 20 Feb 2009, 1:38 PM | Message # 13 |
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| Quote (Dragon_Scu11) AGEN THE GIRL WAS IN SWEDS CLAN Lmao xD All I got for my valentine was a bullet
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| Gamekid | Date: Tuesday, 24 Feb 2009, 10:18 PM | Message # 14 |
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| I got a hand of blood =/
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| muppyogi | Date: Tuesday, 07 Apr 2009, 9:06 PM | Message # 15 |
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| I can say, im friend with Kids Ranqe should we date? lol xD
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| The_Hero406 | Date: Wednesday, 08 Apr 2009, 2:11 PM | Message # 16 |
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| Quote (muppyogi) I can say, im friend with Kids Ranqe should we date? lol xD That's not even funny...
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| Frail_Wing | Date: Thursday, 09 Apr 2009, 2:01 AM | Message # 17 |
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| i got up to step 3 and i had to wipe her ass with 80 grit sandpaper and i still didnt get money.
it ended there.
so i wanked it.
happy valentines
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| Emily | Date: Friday, 08 May 2009, 9:53 PM | Message # 18 |
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| uh...no one will fall for this.
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| vladimir | Date: Wednesday, 05 Jan 2011, 10:09 PM | Message # 19 |
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| tried this and got slapped..........she'l be back
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