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10 steps to get laid IRL
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| The_Hero406 | Date: Monday, 26 Jan 2009, 1:19 PM | Message # 1 |
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| This is for those of you who need a girlfriend, or just to get laid... including me. I think that this will be useful for many of you.
Example: 1. If you want a girlfriend (or a boyfriend) you need to log out from RS and go out.
2. Then you go to the nearest public place with lots of people and pick up the girl with lowest conscience. (If conscience is the right word)
3. Tell her some things she wants to hear, but don't make her have too high conscience or she will leave you.
4. Lean romantically over her and whisper softly that you have a high-lvl RS acc and that you're in Soz_Owned's clan.
5. Make your lips touch each other, stick your tongue out and look into her big pretty eyes.
6. Say "I love you" and that you would to do anything for her.
7. Take her to the cinema and spend some money on her the day after.
8. Tell her how beautiful she is and all that.
9. Spend some time on her and do like she wants to do.
10. On the third day you may pull out your penis and put it into her. (If you're old enough for that  )
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| Interis | Date: Monday, 26 Jan 2009, 1:47 PM | Message # 2 |
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| <3
just love this guide
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| Elf_Archerli | Date: Monday, 26 Jan 2009, 4:40 PM | Message # 3 |
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| i guesss 15 is old enough...
Sn pwns we all pwns ;D
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| Nameless470 | Date: Monday, 26 Jan 2009, 8:34 PM | Message # 4 |
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| uhhh lalaaaa, after this gf, ima try this method :P
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| beef_teeth | Date: Tuesday, 27 Jan 2009, 9:51 PM | Message # 5 |
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| or just pay ur mom £5  (kidding)
hellow i am jake:D
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| Duble__Team | Date: Wednesday, 28 Jan 2009, 2:49 PM | Message # 6 |
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| 4. Lean romantically over her and whisper softly that you have a high-lvl RS acc and that you're in Soz_Owned's clan. Its gonna be fun
Owned... 
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| 0nag3 | Date: Wednesday, 28 Jan 2009, 4:00 PM | Message # 7 |
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| Omfg it worked THANKS! After 10 days of this guide we're now married with 4 kids and a pet dog!
If you can read this, my pro sig has been stolen. Please dial 911.
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| gansta_f95 | Date: Wednesday, 28 Jan 2009, 4:21 PM | Message # 8 |
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| mine got pissed and said after step 4,never cheat,never lie,final ownage till i die 
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| R3angepwn | Date: Wednesday, 28 Jan 2009, 6:07 PM | Message # 9 |
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| Ahahahah Nice LOL
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| Kaiser | Date: Wednesday, 28 Jan 2009, 6:33 PM | Message # 10 |
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| LOL @ Step 4
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| 0nag3 | Date: Wednesday, 28 Jan 2009, 7:30 PM | Message # 11 |
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| Quote (gansta_f95) mine got pissed and said after step 4,never cheat,never lie,final ownage till i die LMFAO
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| Gurkan_K | Date: Thursday, 29 Jan 2009, 4:17 PM | Message # 12 |
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| i cant make it even further then step 1 im still trying
PvP vid 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jSPfpXOfk0
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| moosey | Date: Saturday, 31 Jan 2009, 6:12 PM | Message # 13 |
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| or walk up to some random girl say "u know what would really turn me on? putting a strap on on and fucking me up the arse" then wait for the slap
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| ledgend77 | Date: Tuesday, 03 Feb 2009, 0:20 AM | Message # 14 |
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| LMAO love number 4
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| dark_sora37 | Date: Wednesday, 04 Feb 2009, 6:21 AM | Message # 15 |
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| LMFAO HAHAHA funny
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| My_Main_Nubs | Date: Wednesday, 04 Feb 2009, 10:10 PM | Message # 16 |
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| LMFAO AT STEP 4 >.<
Sxe
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| Dvs_Reaper | Date: Tuesday, 10 Feb 2009, 0:42 AM | Message # 17 |
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| NONE OF THAT WORKS - DONT FALL FOR IT! IT'S A SCAM! You're supposed to walk up to a girl and say "So I herd u liek mudkipz" THEN follow the steps.
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| The_Hero406 | Date: Wednesday, 11 Feb 2009, 3:59 PM | Message # 18 |
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| Quote (Tradd) NONE OF THAT WORKS - DONT FALL FOR IT! IT'S A SCAM! How you know that?!??!?! Worked for like 20 people so far
I'm just a lavatory love machine... At least I know how to be one. (Click the link) Lavatory Love Machine
That's me, baby!
Some rich motherfucker with long hair obsessed with sex (apparently) playing in a heavy metal band lol... I'd be happy if I ever turned out like that 
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| The_Hero406 | Date: Friday, 13 Feb 2009, 5:06 PM | Message # 19 |
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| Quote (Duble__Team) 4. Lean romantically over her and whisper softly that you have a high-lvl RS acc and that you're in Soz_Owned's clan.
Its gonna be fun You could just say "I'm over 2 meters tall so you can watch the beatiful stars if you sit on my head"
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| Dragon_Scu11 | Date: Friday, 20 Feb 2009, 0:19 AM | Message # 20 |
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| OMFG THIS DOESNT WORK. I TOLD HER IM PART OF SOZ OWNEDS CLAN AND SHE CALLED ME A NOOB. SHE SAID SHES PART OF SWEDISH FOE2'S CLAN (AOC) AND TOLD ME TO GTFO BEFORE SHE GETS ROONY RIPS.  
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